Three Words After Sex

I just visited twitter and met a funny hashtag: #3wordsaftersex. Here are 10 of them, enjoy:

• What's your name?
• This is stupid..
• Where's my money?
• Shhh dads awake
• Well that's depressing...
• That's how much?
• You're the daddy..
• Oh shit, MOM?
• I'm not finished!
• I've had better
• Shhit, someone's home!